Clinging to the ceiling
Dec. 13th, 2019 04:14 pmMe, head down looking at a display of jewellery for a Christmas present for my sister.
BOW-WOW-WOW-WOW!!!!
I damned near hit the roof! (And I could so easily have headbutted a pane of antique glass).
Looked down and there was a little scottie standing just behind me. The shop owners were so embarrassed (their dog) they gave me a fiver off.
Conversation with my sister about it later:
Her : Hope you bought me something else with the fiver!!!
Me: I'm sure I can find something suitably chocolatey
Her: Or drinkable!
Me: Or both
Her: Now you're talking!