Clinging to the ceiling

[davidgillon]

Me, head down looking at a display of jewellery for a Christmas present for my sister.

BOW-WOW-WOW-WOW!!!!

I damned near hit the roof! (And I could so easily have headbutted a pane of antique glass).

Looked down and there was a little scottie standing just behind me. The shop owners were so embarrassed (their dog) they gave me a fiver off.

Conversation with my sister about it later:

Her : Hope you bought me something else with the fiver!!!

Me: I'm sure I can find something suitably chocolatey

Her: Or drinkable!

Me: Or both

Her: Now you're talking!