Isn't that a contradiction in terms?

Text from my GP's surgery: Our phone lines aren't currently working. We are waiting for the engineers to call

There's going to be a lot of people saying: "So how are you texting me?"

That first text was reassuringly followed by: The engineers can't get here until noon tomorrow.

And of course this is the first time in months I've actually needed to phone them.
 

Keeping Secrets

Head of MI6: I'm thinking of unfollowing people who give away the Wordle answer

GCHQ: SORRY

Nice to see they're keeping a healthy work/life balance!

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/wordle-mi6-head-richard-moore-spoilers-b980245.html