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I was thinking last night (always dangerous), and wondered what would happen if we applied government approaches to Covid to the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse:

"'We need to learn to live with the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse', says Sajid Javid"

"'I would rather let the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse rip than lock up again' says Boris"

"Government denies it sought a policy of herd immunity to counter the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse"

"'I drove to Barnard Castle to check if I could still drive safely post-zombification'"

"'Conservative MPs have a more convivial, fraternal spirit and therefore are following the guidance of Her Majesty's government in trying to eat the brains of the poor' says Jacob Rees Mogg"

""Locking down vs the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse is damaging the hospitality industry' says Steve Baker"

"The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse could supply us with an ideal workforce for the gig economy says new report from the European Research Group"

Current Mood: Eye Rolling
Current Location: Not the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse

From the Amazon Web Services Guidelines:

"57.10 Acceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization."

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Rocking the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse with my Amazon Web Server