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I picked up some useful luggage courtesy of my sister while visiting my folks, which has solved my main luggage issues for the Greece trip, but I also picked up something this week I thought might be practical for day to day chair use if I want to carry a small amount of stuff without going for the complete back-of-chair bag.

It's a military styled leg bag, designed to be worn on the outside of the thigh, with both a waist belt and a thigh belt - think of a bum-bag/  fanny-pack on steroids combined with one of the special-forces thigh holsters (technically called a drop leg holster, apparently). Side of thigh wouldn't really work for wheelie use, but if you can strap it to the side of your thigh then you should be able to strap it to the front. I tested it out today (it arrived last night) and it successfully took wallet, phone, camera, kindle, and two sets of keys with room to spare -- so far I've found eight pockets and I'm not sure that's all of them. Adjusting it to fit front of leg instead of side took about 30 seconds. I did have to take it off when I got to the restaurant for lunch, I couldn't actually fit my leg under the table with it on, but for general out and about in the chair it looks ideal.

Amazon have several different ones (I also noticed a range on ebay), mostly in military camos, though I've seen leather as well, and a bunch, including the one I bought, have a big prominent 'SWAT' on them. I decided I'd just tape over it, or cut it off or something, but on opening up the package yesterday I found it was just velcroed on and pulled straight off, so that needn't put you off. For £11 I think it's a pretty good buy.

This is the one I bought.

Black Leg Bag with multiple pockets and prominent SWAT label

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Yes, minus.

I just finished all the work I had planned for the current draft of Graveyard Shift, my novel in progress, which ended up taking 5600 words out of the manuscript (though the actual changed wordcount is probably more like 15kwords, a couple of major chapters had very substantial rewrites). The structural changes, mainly deletion of a major character, worked pretty well, unfortunately it's still overlong (128kwords, target length 120kwords), so I need to look at a different approach. I've got some ideas, but it's a tough ask. On the plus side I'm writing regularly again after this year's health stuff got in the way for much longer than anticipated.

The other thing I'm thinking of doing is submitting it to Pitchwars, which may interest the other writerly types around here. Pitchwars is a sort of contest for people with unpublished manuscripts, where you pitch a query letter and first chapter to 5 out of (this time) 100 mentors (assorted published and due to be published writers and editors) and if your submission catches their interest they'll mentor you through a new draft, with the possibility of picking up an agent at the end of the process if any of the ones who come to watch decide they like your newly polished pitch (hence Pitchwars).

You can only pitch to five mentors, though, and there are restrictions, each mentor specifies an age range (MG, YA, NA - new adult, or Adult) and will only consider manuscripts aimed at that age range, while individually they can specify as many additional personal wants or restrictions as they wish (romances only, no romances, no magic, no kids in peril, etc) so that they end up with pitches they're comfortable handling, so you have to research your market (every mentor has a link to an appropriate web page). Unfortunately for me, Adult tends to be the category with fewest mentors, I've been through 25 so far, and only 1 will even consider Graveyard Shift.

And the other problem I have is timing. Submissions have to be made in a 24 hour window on the 17th, which isn't an issue, but over the next couple of weeks the mentors may then request synopsis, additional chapters or the full manuscript, and generally email you to see if they think you and they will work together. Which wouldn't be an issue most of the time, but just happens to cover the week and a half I'm in Greece sailing/visiting Athens. Getting online shouldn't be too much on an issue in Athens, but in little fishing villages might be more of an issue! Hopefully people will be flexible enough to work with me to get around that if they're interested.

If anyone is interested enough to want to look it up for themselves: Twitter hashtag #Pitchwars and explanatory web page here, with list of mentors here.

Minor content warning if you follow up and start going through mentor pages, there seems to be an internal competition amongst the mentors for who can include the flashiest, gaudiest embedded gifs. If you're at all photosensitive you probably want to disable loading images!  I'm not and I still find some of the pages almost unreadable.


davidgillon: Text: You can take a heroic last stand against the forces of darkness. Or you can not die. It's entirely up to you" (Heroic Last Stand)
I just spent a very irritating 15-20 minutes on the phone to Aegean Air, letting them know I'm a wheelchair user for the flight out to Athens (even bloody Ryanair, who are notoriously bad with wheelies, had it integrated into their booking process for the flight back, but Aegean still haven't quite figured out they can use the internet to handle it to - or even that they need to make it easy for people to find out that they need to phone them). I've no doubt the Greek lady I was talking to is perfectly pleasant face-to-face, but she had a fairly high-pitched voice that the phone was doing interesting things to - mostly making it even screechier, and that wasn't a good combination with her accent. Add in a bad line that was forcing us both to yell to be even partially understood and even plinky-plinky Greek elevator music was a welcome break. I think everything's sorted and I've got the right level of assistance booked (seeing as that's minimal support that shouldn't be an issue - as long as I get to the gate one way or the other I can get aboard under my own power), but to be honest the connection was so bad I genuinely don't know for sure what level she's booked. A minor irritation is that if you're a wheelie they won't let you use online check-in and insist you do it two hours in advance at the airport, though that shouldn't be an issue.

Doubly irritatingly the whole thing has set my headache off again.

There's an interesting contrast between the two hotels in the email replies to the note I tagged onto my bookings - which basically said "I'm a wheelchair user with limited ability to walk, I don't need a wheelchair accessible bathroom, but do need step free access to my room", the one I'm overnighting in at the start essentially said "you'll get what you're given", the one I'm staying in for the four days after sailing said "Dear Mr Gillon, We've booked you into one of our rooms with wheelchair accessible bathroom, all rooms can be accessed by lift and there is step free access to the bar and dining room. We hope you enjoy your stay with us." Guess which one impressed me more! (Not too bothered about the overnighter as we don't arrive until midnight and check out in the morning, I just need somewhere to crash for a few hours).
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Sailing in the Ionian )

So I'm back from sailing to Ithaka and other parts of the Inland Sea and it seems that the bills for over-exertion are past due - but it was fun. I'm actually past the worst of it, the first few days felt like someone had given me a thorough working over with a club, but not to the point I regretted going.  Pushing past your limits to occasionally do things you know will be fun, but bad for you, is one of those double-edged choices disability forces upon you. You know you'll have fun doing them, but you know there'll be a cost to pay afterwards. But in the end you can't let disability stop you from living your life.

 

Slightly more worrying than the aching are a couple of new/aggravated injuries. I felt something tear in my knee when I was bracing myself in the cockpit in fairly mild seas and it's clearly not happy and possibly a little swollen. Ironically I already had a knee brace on as it had been feeling wobblier than usual before I went -- I may need to consider a heftier brace for any future trips. The second problem is C-spine, probably the same thing I'm still waiting for my consultant to get back to me on. I'm walking around with my head canted to one side, so I'd guess there's swelling or nerve impingement on the opposite side of the neck, and the arm there is aching down to the elbow -- judging from the position of the ache something's pressing on the C7 nerve root. Nothing I haven't dealt with before and putting a collar on gives me some relief. Hopefully it'll hang around until I see the consultant in early August and I can say 'look, this is what I'm talking about!' as he's only had a description of the intermittent symptoms before, not seen them himself.

 

I went with a group of friends: Kim, who organised everything, his wife Jo, her sister Cath, Rob, Jon and Pete. The guys all worked together many moons ago, though we've since scattered to the four winds and we've all holidayed and sailed together before, doing training courses in the Canaries with Canarysail that mean everyone has the Royal Yacht Association's Competent Crew certificate and Kim, Jon and I our Day Skipper certification. The problem is we've been hot-housed, with a lot of training and not a lot experienced, so with little chance to sail between holidays a nice sedate flotilla holiday was precisely what the doctor ordered in order to build up our experience.

 

With people coming from Belgium and Germany getting together took a little coordination, but we managed to make it to a pre-holiday curry night, even if Jon and I scraped in on the last dregs of charge on his iPhone after my satnav went berserk and tried to take us to entirely the wrong town! Next morning needed us at Gatwick for a 6AM check in, so it was up at cock-crow, which at least got us there before the M25 had a chance to get busy.

 

Gatwick turned out to be less trouble than usual. Someone spotted my crutches as  we joined the main queue for security checking and waved me through a door to shortcut the process -- better still they let all seven of us through, so no losing everyone for an hour as happened at Tenerife last time we were away. I still ended up being frisked by a six foot gorilla, but possibly not quite as intimately as last time. And they still wanted me to hand over my crutches and walk through the scanner, which would have pointless considering the amount of metal on me (knee brace and TENS both set off the wand when they used that instead). When told to hang onto the edge of the x-ray machine while my crutches went through I pointed out that they really should be providing a chair, only to be told 'Oh, if you needed to sit down you would be using a wheelchair'. I don't think the woman saying this realised quite how contemptuous she was being of my disability and she obviously didn't care about basic human dignity.

 

The flight down (Thomas Cook A330) was as good as these things ever are, we lucked out on seating and got the first row of 2-3-2, which meant there was room behind the last row of 3-3-3 to stick my leg into space without obstructing the aisle, which made the seat almost tolerable.

 

The best you can say about Preveza Airport is that it is pretty basic (and with its military side it is paranoid about security, lots of warnings not to take pictures as people have been arrested in the past). It seems Sunday afternoon is their weekly rush hour and the ground staff struggled to cope with several jets coming in and out. Immigration wasn't an issue, so long as you can tolerate queuing in the sun just to get in the door, but the baggage reclaim process was extended by their three luggage carts having to make several trips to get all of the baggage off the aircraft. This at least allowed us to send Jon off to find our bus and Jo to make a claim for the bag that had been damaged in transit. It was something of an omen when I went to use the disabled loos and found them locked with an out of order sign. The alternative in the regular gents offered an infant height pan and no seat, getting down was easy enough, getting up without any grab rails was more of an issue!

 

Outside the airport we were met by Neilson reps and things ran smoothly from then on. Getting to Nidri involved an hour long coach journey that I could have done without, but it gave a chance for a look at the Greek countryside -- lots of olive trees, lots of abandoned building projects. We never really got away from the sea, but it definitely started looking more inviting once we drove over the barge (it's a tax thing I think) onto Levkas. None of us are fans of conventional holiday resorts and Nidri unfortunately looks like it wants to be a Costa when it grows up, but fortunately we weren't due to be there for long.

 

Neilson's Nidri operation is based out of the Athos hotel with the yacht moorings at the other side of the hotel from the road. Pool, shower and toilet facilities were all open to us, which was nice. Once we'd been sorted onto the right boats (Kim, Jo, Cath and Rob onto Peace, myself, Jon and Pete onto Katja) we had a succession of individual yacht briefings by the lead crew: Holly the skipper, Lloyd the mate and Mike the mechanic. With eight yachts to sort out I was impressed by that, a lot of organisations might have tried to combine all the crews together for at least part of the info and they had an easy confidence and friendly manner that lasted throughout the week. Any worries I had about how they would react to my disability were quickly dispatched. Neilson actually run two flotillas out of Nidri and it seems like they split all of the families with kids into one, the all-adult parties into the other, which seemed like a thoroughly good idea. Whenever we crossed paths the lead crew of the other flotilla seemed to be making efforts to keep the kids entertained and both crews would step in whenever a call over the radio caught the lead ship for the other flotilla out of contact.

 

Once we had things stored it was time to find a restaurant for the night. The one we settled on was outdoors by the water, but I was a little disappointed by the food, my octopus tentacle starter was a little charred at the edges and the swordfish stake in thyme sauce didn't set my tastebuds alight in the way that I'd hoped, but everything was edible, the staff were friendly, the ouzo was generous and the Alfa beer entirely drinkable.

 

Sleep didn't come easy, the heat of the day took a long time to fade and the occasional bzzt next to your ear didn't help. Next morning showed that the mossies had enjoyed their evening meal, and the ball of your foot is not the greatest place in the world to find a bite. Everyone had suffered and it was a message to all of us to take more care about insects -- fortunately I'd brought a very thin sleeping bag inner that proved to be an ideal substitute mossie net, equally fortunately Nidri has more of a problem than the other ports we stayed at.

 

Monday morning brought our first breakfast briefing, destination Sivoti, still on Levkas, but South past Meganisi. Various optional routes were discussed, with a side-trip around Skorpios, the old Onassis island a popular one, and each boat left to decide what they wanted. Along with routes the briefing covered the destination harbour, talking about both docking up and facilities there, usually including water, bins, restaurants and showers. There were showers available in most harbours for, typically, 3-5 Euros, which the Neilson guys always pointed out in the briefings and which many people chose to use. I just stuck with the shower on the boat on the theory that by the time I'd walked back from a shower, on crutches, in the sun, I'd need another one. Restaurants were usually just where the lead crew would be eating rather than a comprehensive review, but our experience was that following their recommendations usually turned out to be perfectly acceptable. You might have found somewhere with better food (likely at a cost), but usually not with better atmosphere.

 

Breakfast also brought a warning -- be specific when asking for coffee in Greece, if they think you're British they'll assume you want Nescafe! I'll drink Nescafe in the house for convenience, but if I'm paying for it I want proper coffee! We quickly stocked up the boat from the local supermarket, including that hot weather staple, frozen bottles of water! These are great, we never remembered to turn the fridge on all week, yet everything stayed fresh and they defrost in the cockpit as you go to give you chilled water on demand. We'd worried that no one spoke any Greek whatsoever, but we never came across anywhere: shops, restaurants, whatever, without at least one member of staff who spoke fluent English.

 

Getting ready to leave harbour was where I found it took me longer to get ready than everyone else -- so apologies, guys, I really wasn't slacking off deliberately ;) The time consuming part was fitting my TENS, in ideal circumstances it only takes a couple of minutes, but moving about on a yacht makes the electrodes much more likely to become detached, which means taping them on, and the tendency of micropore to stick to your clothes, the seat, anywhere but where you want it (particularly when putting it one behind your back!) is a pain in the backside. On the other hand the consequences of not doing it are an even larger pain in the backside, so persistence pays. I don't use crutches aboard, stowing them in my cabin, and my balance and ability to hold on are iffy at best, so I chose to wear harness and life-jacket all of the time (the others only put them on in the worst of conditions), the safety-strap and carabiner tucked into the belt until I needed them, with Jon and Pete covering for me in most of the stuff that needed someone to go forward of the cockpit, such as working at the mast or the anchor winch; once again, thanks guys!

 

At last we got to the moment to start our engine and motor out of harbour, and the oil sensor warning went off :( Mike the mechanic was on it instantly, diagnosing a dud sensor and whipping off to find a new one. He had it replaced and us on our way out of harbour by half-one, but that squeezed our time for the trip so we abandoned the trip to Skorpios and just settled in to remembering how to sail again after a two year break, and working out how the rigging on the Neilson yachts -- Katja and Peace were both Beneteau 331s -- differed from the Bavarias we'd trained on with Canarysail. Sail-up on the Neilson boats was considerably easier than on the Bavarias, no need to adjust topping lift, just haul out on the main halyard and then trim with the mainsheet. One definitely necessary addition was a bimini shade over the cockpit, though without a repeater for wind-direction on the binnacle we ended up rolling part of it back in order to be able to see the mast-top easily. We actually ended up having probably the best day's classical sailing of the trip, deliberately putting ourselves through a whole series of tacks as we zig-zagged down the channel between Meganisi and Levkas and rotating positions so that we all got to do everything -- two years away from sailing had left us pretty rusty, but between the three of us we remembered just about everything we needed. (Though as a long-time yachtie of my acquaintance pointed out when I described the process, we'd probably have reduced him and his mates to gales of laughter). The entrance into Sivoti brought a new challenge, having seen everyone off at Nidri the lead crew had motored ahead in Mafalda, their yacht, intent on getting to Sivoti ahead of everyone else in order to guide us in. This was our introduction to the docking dance, as Holly or Lloyd (we preferred Holly for some strange reason) stood on the dockside, arms waving as they guided each boat in for a stern-to docking, something we'd never done before.

 

Sivoti is a picturesque little port on the side of a steep walled fjord -- something that was common to most of the ports we visited -- the whole port seems focussed on the yachting trade with quayside restaurants, boutiques and giftshops. A flotilla meal had been arranged and we all gathered on the open upper floor of a handy restaurant for an enjoyable meal and getting to know some of the other crews -- I had whitebait as a starter and lamb kleftada to follow, both perfectly acceptable, and a good conversation with Kate and Pete from Jackie, it turned out that they had just done three or four days of training at Nidri in order to be allowed to join the flotilla. With three of us having Day Skipper and the others Competent Crew, we'd known that we had more training than was strictly required, but it turned out most of the other crews had similar levels of experience to Kate and Pete, making us some of the more experienced crews there. After dinner we wandered around to a bar for cocktails. The White Russians came highly recommended, but I stuck with the Greek theme and a good strong Ouzo, dozing off to sleep with it perched on my chest. I'm reliably informed certain people didn't make it back to the yacht until 2AM.

 

Next morning brought another briefing, today's destination, Vathi on Ithaka -- Odysseus, eat your heart out ;) This time it was Peace who had a problem, their anchor winch jamming, Mike to the rescue yet again. The trip across the channel to Ithaka was unadventurous, mostly a long run south, the boredom broken by amusement at my tendency to steer wherever I'm looking -- I think it's down to my dyspraxia, I certainly have far more trouble than I should have working out which way to turn to put the wind in the right position for our point of sail -- but once we got to Ithaka we broke off the journey for lunch in a bay by Frikes and our first try at anchoring out. The bay was very pretty, though we could probably have done without the ancient Greek sunbathing in the nude -- moving to be sitting facing the yacht with the girls aboard was just a little blatant! A leisurely lunch out of the way, we set off for a quick trip around the headland and into Vathi, once again down a narrow fjord-like arm of water. I had the wheel for the entry into harbour, which was fairly unadventurous -- just as well as I caught myself dozing off at one point! My first try at stern-too docking soon woke me up and I have to admit to feeling rather pleased with myself that I got it right first time, though I daresay the rubber tyres mounted four abreast as fenders would have dealt with most problems. This was the only port we stayed at where the quayside was significantly higher than the cockpit, some of the yachts chose to set their gangplanks directly between the quayside and the cockpit and had a steep run-up from the cockpit, we set our plank onto the tyres, which worked much better for me, giving a flat crossing and either a big step up or down, or in my case, the option to sit on the quayside and then pivot your legs up or down to the tyres.

 

Vathi seems like quite a big place, but, because we docked at the extreme tip of the harbour with a restaurant right next to us, no one attempted the twenty minute walk into the main town. There were a lot of yachts in over by the main quay, including two or three very large superyachts with multiple masts, the three-master even seemed to have a similarly scaled motor cruiser. When we got to the restaurant for dinner we found that the other yachts moored by us were crewed by about 20 Dutch people, and it was the night of the Holland-Uraguay semi-final match for the World Cup. The Dutch had pretty much taken over, with the whole place decorated in orange bunting and a ring of chairs ready for them to watch the game on widescreen. As soon as the match started the noise levels went up, but there was no rowdiness or anything -- my kind of football crowd. This time I went for taramasalata as a starter and seafood spaghetti as my main. The food was good and the portions huge, and Mythos beer goes down just as nicely as Alfa. What I left on my plate after thoroughly stuffing myself would still have passed as a generous portion in many restaurants.

 

Getting back to the yacht I had a lucky escape as my wallet slipped out as I stepped aboard, fortunately it hit the rubber tyres and bounced to a stop atop them, cue me very gingerly climbing down to rescue it before it slipped the last bit into the water.

 

Next morning brought a change of plan, the outline schedule had Vasiliki on Levkas as our next port of call, but the weather report for Thursday had Force 7 winds coming in from the Northeast and Holly decided she would rather have us in Fiskardho if there was a change we would be stormbound the next day, as that offered better opportunities for day-sailing. So we had a trip north around the tip of Ithaka and across to Kefalonia and Fiskardho, which lies a little south of the northernmost tip of the island, facing the Western side of Ithaka. More than any of the other ports we stayed at, Fiskardho screamed money, with several of the superyachts following us round from Vathi. Mooring was a puzzle with over 80 yachts in harbour, both Neilson flotillas were in and some yachts ended up moored in a raft, using an outboard as a tender to get ashore, while Peace ended up moored bow-to on the angle of a corner. Fortunately we ended up with a stern-to mooring on the pontoon next to the main quayside, very convenient!  Apparently it gets much worse in high season! Just after we docked the yacht next to us left and a German yacht was in there almost instantly. A thud against the bow while I was down in the cabin announced the arrival of his friend and with a bit of creative slackening and tightening of mooring lines we managed to get two yachts into a space that had barely looked big enough for one! Moored-up next to Peace was Ed, the yacht manager for Neilsons at Nidri, an affable Australian and all-round good company, taking a few days off to show his sister the area. Despite being on holiday he was pitching in to get boats moored up and kept up the same level of effort over the next few days. In one of those bizarre coincidences it turned out he'd recently helped out some people on a yacht that Jo and Cath had spent time on as girls.

 

The evening's entertainment started with cocktails, the Mojitos were gorgeous, almost fluorescently green, while Kim's Sex-on-the-Beach came with a near pornographic glass that drew much admiration. Next we moved on to a Thai restaurant just off the quayside, I thought the Chicken Satay and Duck in Oyster Sauce knocked supermarket Thai into a cocked hat, though those who've actually been to Thailand tell me it could have been better still.

 

I'm not actually sure when I hurt my neck, I suspect it was most likely on Thursday. With the forecast Force 7 blowing out of the Northwest, Holly had declared the flotilla stormbound in Fiskardho, which mean that we wouldn't be moving ports, but were allowed to take the yachts out for a day-sail if we wanted to. The main suggestion was that people could head out towards the west side of Ithaca or sail down the channel between Ithaca and Kefallonia, but Lloyd and Holly were willing to go out with anyone who wanted to try the bouncier conditions to the North.

 

I don't know if Holly really anticipated anyone wanting to head out into the full force of the winds in the open channel between Ithaka and Levkas, but, having trained in the Zone in the Canaries, Force 7 probably wasn't quite as intimidating to us as to other people (on our first trip to Gomera, Kim, Jon and I hit Force 9 on our first ever lesson when the Zone turned out to be unexpectedly close inshore). After a quick discussion we decided to leave Katja in harbour and head out on Peace (in part because it would be easier to keep a mooring open for her). Because the yachts are only cleared for six people (liferaft capacity), that meant that we couldn't take everyone, but Jon and Rob decided they wanted some time ashore, which resolved that problem nicely. Once he heard where we were going, Ed got us set up for it with second reef ready on the mainsail and the genoa cars adjusted for the weather. And off we went. Heading out of the harbour was easy enough, but as soon as we were clear of the headland and had the sails up things turned bouncy, once we cleared the wind-shadow of Kefallonia they turned really bouncy, with 3 to 4 metre swells hitting us across the port bow on our initial tack. I'm fairly certain I heard someone mutter 'psychos' over the radio when told we were going out into the open channel.

 

This is the point I think I probably hurt my neck, I'd been down into the cabin to make a radio call and to stow Kim and Jo's video camera, I had my hand wrapped around the pole next to the radio, the other in the camera's pouch, itself strapped down, when we breasted a big wave and Peace rolled to slide down its backside. That roll was violent enough my hand was ripped off the pole and instead of standing at port aft of the cabin I found myself lying on the floor between table and couch at the starboard bow end with legs stuck in the air, having apparently cleared the table and bounced off the couch. People shouted down to find out if I was okay and I had to tell them to wait until I'd gotten myself right way up and figured out the answer for myself! When I did get myself sorted out I noticed the video camera lying next to me on the floor -- whoops.... Bouncing about in Force 7 seas is fun for a while, but eventually it took its toll on people and we decided to head back to port, tying Peace up back where she had started a couple of hours after we had left.

 

We didn't fancy Thai again that night, so wandered around the harbour looking for somewhere to eat, finally settling on a restaurant whose owner was very eager to have us try his fish. So begins a cautionary tale.... Fish in Greek restaurants is frequently sold by the kilo; despite the owner saying this, most of us didn't pick it up and none of us thought to ask what the rather large red snapper we were being served weighed. Now don't get me wrong, it was a nice meal and everyone had plenty to eat and drink, but when the fish turns out to be 4.3Kg times the price some of you were expecting, and the owner's till barfs over the size of the price, you know you should have checked on the likely bill in advance.

 

By next morning the winds had died away and that took us back to Ithaca and to Kioni, right next to Frikes and nudy-man bay, but we decided to go the long way around by sailing across the channel to Lefkas to take a look at Vasiliki. Heading North was hard going and we found out later that Peace motored all the way, but we stuck to sail, finally anchoring with them in a picturesque little bay some way short of Vasiliki proper. After a leisurely lunch we set off South for Kioni and despite both yachts starting pretty much simultaneously we rapidly took about a mile lead -- to make matters worse with me at the helm. Peace hauled us in eventually, but never quite enough to take the lead and we sailed all the way to Kioni on a single tack.

 

Heading into Kioni we had the only unpleasantness of the trip. Knowing it was Katja, with me aboard, Holly made an extra effort to get us the last stern-to place on the quayside rather than have me forced to negotiate a raft with crutches (for a double word score it also meant she could then dock Peace bow to bow with us and know we wouldn't mind people walking through the cockpit to get to her). We were halfway through the docking when the muppet aboard the neighbouring yacht decided to take umbrage. Do it before the docking, do it after the docking, don't do it during the docking! Kudos to Holly for ever-so-politely telling him to go away until it was safe for her to talk to him.

 

Kioni was possibly the most picturesque of all the harbours we stopped in. All the smartness of Fiskardho without anything like so much hubbub. We started the evening's entertainments with fruit punch and dips for the flotilla on the quayside, and very nice the punch was to! I'm not certain how much fruit was in there, but there was certainly plenty of alcohol ;) After that we adjourned to one of the local restaurants and another very nice meal. I started with a huge portion of very nicely cooked calamari, which unfortunately spoiled the main dish of chicken in a distinctive sauce for me (the dips probably didn't help either). It tasted gorgeous, I simply didn't have any room left for it. This was the only place we ran into a problem the yacht handbooks warned about -- if you order starter and main course together in Greece then you may find them delivered together, most of the restaurants seem to have adapted to normal British pattern, but obviously not all of them.

 

Saturday saw us headed back for Nidri, but first we motored across to Atokos, an uninhabited and very picturesque island just east of Kioni. One House Bay was full of yachts by the time we got there, so we turned around and headed back to the equally ornamental Cliff Bay, which just had a couple of yachts there ahead of us. We dropped anchor about 50 yards apart and settled in for a leisurely lunch, with Kim, Cath and Jo swimming over from Peace to visit. It was here that Jon demonstrated his powers of prophecy:

 

Jon: Wouldn't it be funny if your anchor dragged with just Rob aboard.

Jon (five minutes later): I'm not trying to be funny, but I think your anchor really is dragging.

Cue Peaceniks diving back into the water.

 

The good news was that they made it back before they had drifted anywhere dangerous, the bad news was that their anchor winch jammed when they were hauling the anchor in and we spent about an hour with them drifting around the bay trying to fix it. Eventually they decided help was needed, and fortunately one of the yachts in One House Bay was Ed's. A quick call on the mobile and in ten minutes he was coming around the point and quickly rafted alongside Peace. Within twenty minutes he'd hauled the anchor in by hand and motored off into the sunset with the theme from the A-Team playing over his speakers.

 

With Peace fixed, both crews got full sail up and turned north for Lefkas. I had the wheel and everything seemed to be going fine, then the wind freshened, and freshened, and all of a sudden we rolled severely, to the point I thought we were going to stick the mast in the water, and spun in an uncontrolled 360 degree gybe. I'd been spilled onto the cockpit floor, so Jon grabbed the wheel, thinking I'd missed the point of sail again, only for Katja to do it twice more. To add to the confusion, the rolled-back segment of the bimini blew free and was flapping in everyone's faces and the radio started beeping frantically, which we realised afterwards was an all-ships alert. Realising we were being completely overpowered by the wind we got the engine on, the bow into wind and got the sails down pretty smartish. With her larger crew Peace ducked behind the island, got a couple of reefs in and came back out under sail, but with the conditions severe enough that I was having to devote most of my attention to hanging on (even after clipping myself on) we decided motoring was our best option. Jon actually apologised for yelling at me to do stuff, when in the circumstances I thought he was perfectly justified. I'd rather be yelled at unnecessarily than not yelled at and screw-up.

 

We motored all the way across the channel towards Meganisi, deciding with all the lost time to head back through the channel between Levkas and Meganisi, rather than following the other side of Meganisi as had been the original plan. The winds moderated as we got back into the wind-shadow of Levkas and we stuck the sails back up, handily outpacing some of the motoring yachts near to us. Halfway up the channel we decided we needed to go back to motoring and I helmed us back into Nidri and our final docking. Peace turned out to have stuck to their original plan, rounding Meganisi under sail and following us back into Nidri as the last yacht in the flotilla back to base.

 

The last evening was another flotilla social, starting with drinks around the Tree Bar at the hotel (the mojitos were good, though not quite as good as at Fiskardho), followed by a buffet at the hotel that turned out to be quite passable. To round things off Holly, Lloyd and Mike had a few bar games for us and each crew was presented with a certificate for something or other, in the case of Peace and Katja for taking on whatever they threw at us.

 

Sunday was our flight home, but we didn't leave until midday, so having stripped the yachts of our gear we spent the morning around the pool and propping up the bar. Flying home from Preveza we faced the same problem of small airport, lots of passengers. Rather than the normal British practise, you have your baggage scanned before check-in and unfortunately the queue for the security scanner stretched the length of the concourse, and back, and out of the door. Ever-practical Jo pointed out I didn't actually need to stand in it myself and could sit until the others were just about to be scanned, which was doubly welcome as my neck was now killing me. Having checked in we promptly walked back out of the airport (making the scanning of our hand-baggage completely pointless), across the road and into the taverna for a last Greek beer and a sandwich (I do wish we hadn't picked a table downwind of the loo). All too soon the taverna owner appeared telling us they had called our flight and it was back to the airport to have our hand baggage scanned yet again. This is where I had my lasting disappointment from the holiday: the security gorilla at Gatwick gave me a thorough patdown, the Greek goddess in his place at Preveza, to my mind the prettiest girl I'd seen all trip, just waved me through. There is no justice :(

 

The flight home was pretty much a repeat of the flight down, helped by having to fight to stay awake. Immigration and Customs weren't a problem, though Gatwick's immigration hall is an incredibly tatty welcome to the country. Grab the bags at the baggage claim and another holiday was over with everyone scattering to the four winds until next time. Despite the traffic on the M25 I was even home in time to watch the World Cup Final.

 

Sailing wasn't quite done with me; I had planned on some serious sleeping once I was home, but I hadn't got my land legs back and every time I closed my eyes the room started pitching and rolling. I think I got about an hour's sleep. And by Monday morning my neck was stiff as a board with referred pain all the way to my right elbow, and my knee was wobbly as hell. Fortunately at home I have the time and the braces to coddle them and a week later they're settling down back towards normal.

 

I had great fun and I thoroughly enjoyed myself, and I'd definitely recommend Neilson and the Ionian islands based on our experience, but I'm going to have to give the hanging on aspects some more thought. We already knew it was limiting and that in some circumstances I need all my strength just to hold my place and don't have anything left for sailing, and people are making decisions based on that, but if it's actively causing me damage then I may need to take more preventative measures.

 

A final note on accessibility in the Greek islands: there isn't really any. I saw two disabled loos in the course of a week, one was out of order, the other locked, and the accessibility of other toilets can be pretty dire. Nidri, which was the nearest we got to a large town, doesn't even have consistent pavements, it seems like each business lays one, or not, depending on its own ideas of what is an appropriate height. A 30cm or higher kerb wasn't at all unusual and the nearest I saw to a dropped kerb was three kerbstones laid on their side, which didn't really cut it. Definitely not wheelchair or walking aid friendly. While the steep sided harbours aren't really disability friendly by their very nature, it struck me that disabled people were all but invisible, pretty much the only other disabled people I saw were Brits and most of those at the airport on the way home. It's doable if you're fit or have willing helpers, but don't expect UK levels of accessibility.

 

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