David Gillon

I was talking to my neighbour over the garden fence earlier, about many things, but including the wildlife we see in our gardens

Me: There was one pigeon chasing another across my lawn the other day, it was pretty obvious what he had in mind.

Her: Oh, that's not the only thing.

Me: ?

Her: Oh, it was last year, I looked out of the bedroom window, and there were two foxes mating in the middle of your lawn, I'm surprised you didn't hear the screams!