It's not meant to be a cryptic crossword!

[davidgillon]

 I've got an Asda order due for delivery later, but a couple of the substitutions in the confirmation email confused me, What the hell are "slice cheoni" or "pizza pepsal"?

Finally worked out it's a cheese and onion slice (euuww, that's going back), and a pepperoni salami pizza. C'mon, Asda, it's not meant to be an intelligence test!

Comments

[sovay]

What the hell are "slice cheoni" or "pizza pepsal"?

If you complete your order successfully, they let you into Bletchley Park.

[davidgillon]

*Cackle*

[redbird]

I routinely look at supermarket receipts Adrian and Cattitude hand me, to update the shopping list, and almost always have to ask about at least one item, either "what is Thing" or "is this cheese?"