If Covid was the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse

I was thinking last night (always dangerous), and wondered what would happen if we applied government approaches to Covid to the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse:

"'We need to learn to live with the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse', says Sajid Javid"

"'I would rather let the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse rip than lock up again' says Boris"

"Government denies it sought a policy of herd immunity to counter the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse"

"'I drove to Barnard Castle to check if I could still drive safely post-zombification'"

"'Conservative MPs have a more convivial, fraternal spirit and therefore are following the guidance of Her Majesty's government in trying to eat the brains of the poor' says Jacob Rees Mogg"

""Locking down vs the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse is damaging the hospitality industry' says Steve Baker"

"The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse could supply us with an ideal workforce for the gig economy says new report from the European Research Group"