Seriously?

 Hammering? At 5AM on a Sunday morning?

(No, that's not a mistake, 5AM)

I stook my head out of the open window, decided I couldn't tell which way it was coming from, so slammed it, stuck in a set of earplugs and managed to get back to sleep.

I was disgruntled enough about Saturday's 9AM knock on the door for someone's breakfast being delivered, when my door number is 41, not 4, they don't even have the same number of digits!

But 5AM?!?

5AM!!!

I Suspect the Tories are panicking

 After no national Tory ads through the whole campaign (and only one local one, but for somewhere 130 miles away), I've had three different ones on Facebook today.

The first one I didn't pay much attention to, it's the second that sticks in mind with its claim Kier is going to  'rig' the electoral system, by allowing 16yos to vote.

So if extending the franchise is a bad thing, should we not also roll back 18yos being able to vote (1969)? Women being able to vote (1918)? People not meeting the property qualification* (1918, 1969 in NI**)? Catholics (1829)?

* ie home owners, none of these working class riff-raff, our kind of people

** Preserved in NI as a method of keeping Catholics from voting, as fewer Catholic home-owners.

The third also played the OMG, 16yos voting card, but added in "and possibly EU voters".

Never mind that historically EU citizens have been able to vote and in some cases still can.

Just waiting for them to start in on the seas turning to blood, great beasts slouching towards lucrative contracts on the lecture circuit, and so on.