Asda Arithmetic

 "If our substitution costs less, you pay less."

I ordered: 4 part-baked baguettes, £2.00

They sent: 1 Extra Special seeded baguette, £1.45

Hmmm....

 

ETA: Apparently I done Asda wrong, it's their descriptions that are crap, not their substitutions, that is actually 4 substitute baguette, despite appearing to be 1 in their text.

Mind you, I still sent the substitute Cheese and Onion pasties back, I loathe cheese and onion.

One for the Librarians

 Today's edition of Sidequested, that is; https://sidequested.com/page/64/

Situation, Charley, hidden away at birth to protect her from her father's enemies, has been reclaimed* by her father, the King's Champion, and is being introduced to court.

King: No one is idle in my court, young lady. What are your skills?

Charley: I was training to be a librarian.

King: How useless

Charley. Not useless at all, my king. Knowledge Is Power!

* She's not amused