Twitter can still be cute occasionally....

Just saw this scroll past:

"
We just realised why our 3yo is so excited about going to school.
She thinks she's getting a school unicorn.
Not sure how to break it to her.
"
 

Ha!

Sister: How's your cold?

Me: I feel a lot better, apart from being completely deaf in my left ear today.

Sister: Yeah, I can hear in your voice you're still clogged up.

Me: That's more than I can!