Banter at the Barbers

I saved up a bunch of errands to do in one batch yesterday, one of them was getting my hair cut as it was reaching the driving me to distraction state.

Pretty much the whole shop burst out laughing over the banter between the barber at the chair next to mine and the customer, who he obviously knew:

Barber: I bet I know how you're getting ready for social distancing.

Client: Absolutely, forget loo roll, I want a good bottle of wine!