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.... with my mother in tow (it's five and a half years since she last visited, rather than me going to Durham)
I spent days cleaning before I left the house pre-Christmas. I've already been banished from the kitchen after a demand to know where the cleaning products are.
Send a rescue party if you don't hear from me again!
