Don't Mess with Parliament

I'm killing myself laughing:

1) Facebook CEP Mark Zuckerberg refuses to appear before the UK Parliamentary inquiry into the Cambridge Analytica, privacy and Russian Disinformation scandals

2) Facebook refuses to hand over policy documents relating to the above.

3) Policy documents relating to the above are obtained during legal discovery by the CEO of an incredibly sleazy app (find pics of your friends in bikinis - I kid you not) who is suing FB in California after the app was put out of business by changes in FB privacy policy. Documents are legally privileged and he's ordered not to reveal them.

4) App CEO visits London, there's a knock on his hotel door.

5) It's the Parliamentary Serjeant-At-Arms: "Hand over the docs within two hours, or face arrest for Contempt of Parliament. BTW, you ain't in California anymore, Toto."

6) Facebook: "Those are our docs, please give them back, and whatever you do, don't read them."

7) Various MPs: "Too late, suckers!"