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David Gillon ([personal profile] davidgillon) wrote2020-05-18 12:01 pm

Unexpected Hazards of Coronavirus Testing

Weekly ONS survey swab test this morning (not my ideal way to start the week)

I do the swab, snap the handle on the q-tip and put it in the sample vial.

The remaining half a handle is too long and I can't close the cap on the vial.

Try to snap the remaining stub, but I can't get the leverage and it just bends.

Go and fetch a pair of scissors to cut it off with.

Scissors work, but cut-off shard of plastic flies up and hits me in the cheek, just below the glasses.

Imagine the A&E report if it had hit me in the eye! Imagine the paperwork and the health and safety assessments for the survey!
 

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[personal profile] vass 2020-05-18 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no! I hope you're okay, and I'm sorry for laughing.
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[personal profile] hilarita 2020-05-18 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god that's hilarious! Glad you had the appropriate PPE!