Kondo-minium

[davidgillon]

My mother is sweeping through my house like an 80yo Northern Marie Kondo. Typical conversation:

Mam: Why have you got so many clothes?

Me: Because you keep buying them for me.

Mam: You still have far too many.

I'm just nodding a lot and agreeing that stuff can go to charity shops or the tip. The British Heart Foundation are sending a van tomorrow to pick stuff up, I hope it's a big one.

Comments

[nanila]

I originally parsed your subject as "Kondo-minimum", which also seems appropriate.

[davidgillon]

I almost called her a tiny Marie Kondo, which would have made it perfect.

ETA: I was also punning Kondo-minium in its alternative meaning of joint control by two or more states.