Kondo-minium

[davidgillon]

My mother is sweeping through my house like an 80yo Northern Marie Kondo. Typical conversation:

Mam: Why have you got so many clothes?

Me: Because you keep buying them for me.

Mam: You still have far too many.

I'm just nodding a lot and agreeing that stuff can go to charity shops or the tip. The British Heart Foundation are sending a van tomorrow to pick stuff up, I hope it's a big one.

Comments

[legionseagle]

I call mothers chucking one's stuff a manifestation of Darth Kondo. Just saying.

[yhlee]

It is one of my life goals to never, ever let my mother in my house! This is why.

(She refuses air travel and is on another continent, so...)

[kaberett]

Oh bless her.

[nanila]

I originally parsed your subject as "Kondo-minimum", which also seems appropriate.

[jesse_the_k]

If she tidies the clothes she got you it's a perfect storm.

(fingers crossed she doesn't find your stash of lucky $object)