So how did I get here again?

[davidgillon]

AKA Life with Dyspraxia.

Stumbling half awake across the living room and kick over a glass left from last night (it was at least on a tray, though if I'd been too lazy to put it on the tray it would likely have been somewhere I wouldn't kick it over - no deed of voluntary housework goes unpunished).

Glass lands roughly where my foot was meant to be coming down, I'm left standing on one leg, the dodgier, wobblier left one, with my foot dangling in mid air while trying to work out where the hell do I put my foot that isn't 1) on top of the glass (pint pot, not likely to end well) or 2) the tray (also not likely to end well).

In trying not to lose my balance, I end up throwing myself headlong across the arm of the sofa and onto the floor beyond, fortunately avoiding the wall beyond that (which I'm still not sure how I achieved, it took a 45 degree change of direction in mid-air).

I escaped with a sore knee, but let's hope that's not an indication of how the rest of the day is going to go.

Comments

[capri0mni]

Walking is indeed overrated, and that sort of thing is what my father (a commercial airline pilot) would have called: "A controlled crash."

Hope that gets the chaos over and done with for the day.

[lilysea]

I relate to this post so hard!

[alatefeline]

Ouch.

[jesse_the_k]

That was extensive! I hope you're not suffering today, and hereby nominate you for best match between icon & subject for March.

[davidgillon]

I'm fine. It feels like I've got a touch of carpet burn on one knee, but you can't actually see anything, so it could have been a lot worse.

and hereby nominate you for best match between icon & subject for March.

:) I thought it stood up nicely next to the subject ;)