Thanks, I've already got the cheapest, heaviest item in creation thanks to my second spin of the Wheelchair Services lottery wheel! (Try one I got turned down outright).

I'm hoping to come out of the process with something light enough I can just sling it onto the front passenger seat after popping the wheels off. In fact I will be coming out of the process with that, the issue is how much of it I can get Wheelchair Services to pay for!