Not a compliment I was looking for!

[davidgillon]

 Shouted across the lobby and lounge of my mother's care home, as I sat in one of their armchairs talking to her:

"Eeee, David you look just like one of the residents!"

That was from the senior carer, cheeky so-and-so!

(She was at school with my sister, I blame the company she grew up with).